If your city or town is anything like ours then frozen yogurt shops are popping up everywhere. Apparently, there was an intense need for curdled/frozen/sweetened/flavored milk across this great country of ours.
While we love a good cup of froyo as much as the next guy, what truly inspires us are the crazy names these shops come up with, and we couldn’t help but join the fray. Feel free to steal our ideas, but be please be sure to credit us when your yogurt shop chain makes its first million.
No ‘Gurts, No Glory—Eat yogurt. Get courage.
Let’s ‘Gurt It On—The yogurt shop that’s also a night club! Eat, then dance the yogurt away!
YoGur-ney—The healing power of yogurt delivered to your hospital bedside!
Y’allGurt—Southern hospitality with a side of acidophilus!
Yo Re Mi—Where the clerks serenade the customers!
Yo Yo Ma Gurt—Open only to Yo Yo Ma. Must show ID.
Yo’ Momma-Gurt—Frozen yogurt, served with a mother joke!
YoGurdle—Cinch your waistline with low fat yogurt! Never wear a girdle again!
DigiGurt—The app that helps you pretend you’re eating yogurt.
‘Gurt & Ernie—Eat yogurt and watch Sesame Street!
The Shivering Greek—Chill out with frozen Greek yogurt served in our sub-zero temperature lounge.
The Nerdy ‘Gurt!—Enjoy an encyclopedia’s-worth of flavor choices in our book & wi-fi lounge! (Glasses and pocket protector required.)
There you have it. We’ve cut ourselves off, but you can add your own in the comment section!